Difference between Appraisal and Resignation, Submitted by Komal
A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”

Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation?”

Trainee: “Yes I do” ...
Raat, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Teacher: Ek saal me kitnee raaten hoti hai?????

Sardar: 10 raaten hoti hai.

Teacher: Kaise?? ...
Beedi song (from OMKARA) in English……………………………., Submitted by Sachin
Beedi song in English…………………………….

DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG......
NOT GLASS (Na gilas)
NOT STOLE (na churaya) ...
Valentine Day, Submitted by sukanya das
Naa jaane 14 February ko log aisa kya karte hain ki theek nine mahine baad 14 November ko hame 'children’s day' manaana padta hai?...
Health Mister in Mental Hospital, Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
...
26 yrs old man, Submitted by sukanya das
A reporter walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She said to him, “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?”

He answered, “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a...
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