101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart

101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart - Very funny

Recently there have been a number of forums and blogs which are quite funny to read and follow. One such forum is 101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart and they are really funny.

CJ: Rohit S

Sun, Nov 08, 2009 00:13:44 IST

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THERE HAVE been a number of debates, blogs and forums being posted which are quite funny to read and follow. One such forum has the topic as 101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart. One just can’t help but laugh when they go through the 101 ways which are enough to get one kicked out of WalMart.

People need a way to make fun of the gaint Walmart. Some of the ways are mentioned below:

Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store

When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling “Red Rover.”

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Take bets on the battle from above.

Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies.”

Two words: Marco Polo.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, “No, no, its those voices again.”

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don’t get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.