April Fool's Day messages, scraps, SMSs, greetings
Humour, insults get exchanged in much the same way as fighters exchange blows in training, to develop a resistance to the pain of mild injuries, or to spar with no real intention of causing any serious injury.
GENERALLY, AN insult is an expression which statement which is considered demeaning, degrading and offensive. Insults may be jestful or accidental to provoke laughter among buddies. In humour, insults get exchanged in much the same way as fighters exchange blows in training, to develop a resistance to the pain of mild injuries, or to spar with no real intention of causing any serious injury.
Though insults in the form of put-downs are common and are often used in jest. Here are some examples collated from here and there for you to read and enjoy.
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
Hi there, I am a human being! What are you? I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock. I did love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. It is not so much as a barrel of laughs, as a vat of vomit She is a dolly mixture short of a quarter This is as much fun as pissing on spark plugs Trying to explain something to him is like trying to give a fish a bath Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. You should learn from your parent’s mistakes - try using some birth control. By the way, when is the Fools' Day!
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