The affair with incubus of discontent has been started before the defeat of 2009 general election. But soon after the party’s defeat in 15th parliamentary election, the relation becomes close and ended in physical, consequently BJP got pregnant and gave birth to many wanted pregnancies like, Yaswant Singh’s book case, Arun Shourie’s rebel, Yashwant Sinnha and Murali Manohar Joshi’s belligerence, Vasundhara Raje Scindhia’s adamant, case for vote case, Liberhan Commission’s report leak. The party guardians tried their level best, they tried traditional medication to black magic, but nothing proved effective. At last the guardians prepared for abortion, but it was too late. The doctor Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) refused to do it. It exhorted the social, health even legal pros and cons. The guardians decided to remain silent and prepared itself to face the social criticisms. And finally BJP gave its most awaited birth-party leader Rajnath Singh’s resignation and appointment of Nitin Gadkari in his place, dethronement of L K Advani and ascendance of Susama Swaraj.

Now BJP’s monthly cycle again delayed. It is not new to guardians to face. But they are exhausted. They consulted the gynecologist. After a brief test the gynecologist concluded it is pregnant. It may give birth a healthy baby, or a premature one or dead baby. But the estrogen of incubus of discontent and testosterone level of in house power politics BJP is high. Even the ovaries and uterus of BJP is in good condition. So, medical expert opined, the situation is perfect for multiple birth. It also warned that after several abortions, unwanted pregnancies, BJP’s physical condition is not good. It is suffering from heavy vitamin deficiencies. It is heard that, the guardians now ready to bear the burden of unwanted child. So, they bribed the doctor for Sonography to determine the sex.