Britney, Justin Timberlake & Jessica Simpson: A satire
The pop culture in the US has undergone a sea change, from Beatles to Britney, it's a different culture all together. The following is a satire based on a personal opinion of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson.
The following article has been written as a satire.
IN THE beginning of pop culture in the United States, the artists and groups had talent. The examples ranged from the Beatles, The Jackson 5, and the Osmonds to Rod Stewart and Sheryl Crow.
The Monkees were even talented in spite of being one of the first pop groups manufactured by the television conglomerates.
What has happened at the present time leaves much to be desired, with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson as examples of manufactured pop stars that do not sing their own music, much less compose their own music and is a music that has become the equivalent of fast food.
They are also examples of manufactured pop stars who deny that they lack talent and are willing to do anything humiliating to receive cheap publicity.
Jessica Simpson is a big example, when she tried to become a country music star and received a "standing ovation" in the process from the audience at a festival. She was not convinced of her problems of talent that she attempted to sing in another concert with pre fabricated songs and it was a disaster.
She forgot or almost forgot the words to the song and was nearly booed off the stage. It appears that Jessica Simpson will continue to put her foot in her mouth artistically and being famous for doing it. She will be "crying her way to the bank" in the process.
Britney Spears was one of the Mousketeers of the 1990s but was never able to prove that she has talent. She went from one disastrous song to another. In an attempt to become an actress, she decided to appear in one of the Austin Power films. The author loved the film because Spears appeared to make a fool of herself and proved that her singing (as well as talent) was mediocre. Britney Spears has a future as a clown in a circus.
Justin Timberlake was another that never quite showed that he had talent. His song "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" was an attempt to revive the disco era in ways that left people confused. The first time the underwriter heard the song "I'm Bringing Sexy Back," he thought it was a cheap imitation of Gwen Stefani. He continued to prove his lack of talent in his performance as a Quebec Hockey Player in the film "The Love Guru."
He was a disaster in the film "The Love Guru" and further attempts to record duos with other unknown artists ended as flops. Justin Timberlake will be singing "Bringing Sexy Back" in the back alley of a Los Angeles neighbourhood to an indifferent population.
The Monkees were even talented in spite of being one of the first pop groups manufactured by the television conglomerates.
What has happened at the present time leaves much to be desired, with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson as examples of manufactured pop stars that do not sing their own music, much less compose their own music and is a music that has become the equivalent of fast food.
They are also examples of manufactured pop stars who deny that they lack talent and are willing to do anything humiliating to receive cheap publicity.
Jessica Simpson is a big example, when she tried to become a country music star and received a "standing ovation" in the process from the audience at a festival. She was not convinced of her problems of talent that she attempted to sing in another concert with pre fabricated songs and it was a disaster.
She forgot or almost forgot the words to the song and was nearly booed off the stage. It appears that Jessica Simpson will continue to put her foot in her mouth artistically and being famous for doing it. She will be "crying her way to the bank" in the process.
Britney Spears was one of the Mousketeers of the 1990s but was never able to prove that she has talent. She went from one disastrous song to another. In an attempt to become an actress, she decided to appear in one of the Austin Power films. The author loved the film because Spears appeared to make a fool of herself and proved that her singing (as well as talent) was mediocre. Britney Spears has a future as a clown in a circus.
Justin Timberlake was another that never quite showed that he had talent. His song "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" was an attempt to revive the disco era in ways that left people confused. The first time the underwriter heard the song "I'm Bringing Sexy Back," he thought it was a cheap imitation of Gwen Stefani. He continued to prove his lack of talent in his performance as a Quebec Hockey Player in the film "The Love Guru."
He was a disaster in the film "The Love Guru" and further attempts to record duos with other unknown artists ended as flops. Justin Timberlake will be singing "Bringing Sexy Back" in the back alley of a Los Angeles neighbourhood to an indifferent population.
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