When I was four years old, I had a crush for the first time (started pretty young!). It was a Persian girl, so can’t really blame me, can you. Then started my journey of “innocent” flings. The series started when I was six years old and ended when I was 17 years old. In these 11 years there were six girls in my life (not counting the ones I was flirting with), as far as I can remember. Was I in love even with one of the six girls I had flings with during these 11 years? No! Hell, I was even two timing at a particular point, how could I forget that! Man was I a rascal or what! Then all of a sudden the fascination of having flings kind of died down. Was it lack of opportunity or my introvert nature (yes, I was an introvert)) or just conscience calling, I do not know.

So it ended pretty young just like it started pretty young. At around the age of 18, I transformed into this moral idol which shocked every soul that knew me and their shock, shocked me, I don’t know why. As I write, I consider myself to be fairly moral, but not a moral idol. I have deep respect for women now, perhaps due to my mother whom I appreciate a lot. I do not look at girls the wrong way though I’m straight. I’m not like the horny rascal I once was. I have quite a few female friends whom I hold in high regard. I got a marriage proposal even. You get the picture right? Life’s gone 180 degrees. So now am I in love? No. Do I think I’ll fall in love? No! But why? I don’t even look for love; the idea does not even cross my mind. I’m just too happy in my little life. Then why the article? Because everyone around me seems to be falling in love and it has come to the point when I wonder, “What the hell is wrong with everyone?”

Well, got to go to sleep. Will think what really is wrong with me over my sleep. Just hope the six girls I once dated don’t come haunting me (hey, they’re alive. I was just hinting at nightmares). In the mean time if you guys can find me a psychiatrist, it’ll be great. Or if you can find me a girl friend it’ll be even…NAAH!! Hey, there I go again. Se what I was talking about! Help! I’m not falling in love!! (Don’t even want to....oh no!)