A Marwari Santa Claus came down the chimney and said, "Anyone want to buy a present?"
Believe it or not, there are still some people who believe in Santa Claus. Social scientists call them Grassroots Democrats or AAP MLAs.
What are the 3 stages of man according to Santa Claus?
1) He believes in Santa Claus (Childhood). 2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus (Youth). 3) He is Santa Claus (Old man).
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What's bloody & slimy and goes "Ho-Ho-Ho"?
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How does Santa talk to the reindeer?
He uses an inter-Com-et
How do English teachers refer to Santa's Little Helpers?