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Ho ho ho! Google's Christmas Eve Doodle wishes Happy Holidays
Today's Google Doodle on its homepage reminds us of Christmas Eve to wish happy holidays and Merry Christmas! The doodle depicts the winter scene with the trees devoid of leaves and the white fluffy snow covering the ground.

In the foreground of the doodle scene, two children have been shown in a one horse open sleigh. As the cursor is swept over the doodle, the message "Happy Holidays" appears to remind us about the Christmas Eve.

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Ho ho ho! Here, I have a few Santa Claus jokes, going around in the cyber space, for you on the eve of Christmas.

A Marwari Santa Claus came down the chimney and said,  "Anyone want to buy a present?"

Believe it or not, there are still some people who believe in Santa Claus. Social scientists call them Grassroots Democrats or AAP MLAs.

What are the 3 stages of man according to Santa Claus?
 1) He believes in Santa Claus (Childhood).  2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus (Youth).  3) He is Santa Claus (Old man).

Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What's bloody & slimy and goes "Ho-Ho-Ho"?
Placenta Claus

Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.  

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.  

How does Santa talk to the reindeer?
He uses an inter-Com-et

How do English teachers refer to Santa's Little Helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

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