Date: July 2050
Indian government yesterday passed yet another justifiable reservation rule. According to this new rule, now Mumbai
air will divided in various percentages by using sophisticated tools imported from Germany. This machine is well automated and nicely designed which helps the government to implement the air reservation rule.
First there will be 50 per cent air reservation for women and 50 per cent for the men. Any men taking away the women air will be sentenced capital punishment. He will be left in space devoid of air. Further in men and women there will be further 50 per cent reserved for open category and 50 per cent for the reserved category.
In the 50 per cent open category, seven per cent will be given to migrant population and three per cent for the physically handicapped, the same rule will be applied for reserved category. In 50 per cent reserved category, 27 per cent will be reserved for OBC, 13 per cent for SC, 13 per cent for ST, five per cent for NT1, five per cent for NT2, five per cent for NT3 and new castes will be added soon.
Government is yet to arrive at a proper ratio and there are rumours that open category reservation are further going to decrease. After a grand meeting of finance minister and prime minister they have arrived at a conclusion that any reserved category earning more than Rs 38 lakh per annum will termed as creamy layer.
There have been nation wide agitation by some particular sect for demoting them from caste NT1 to NT3. Poor people are asked to leave the country as India doesn't have enough air for them and the rich people can get more air through management quota by paying five times extra amount for the air access fee.
India has been growing at a GDP of 20 per cent, technologically advanced than any other country in world
and certainly is the largest and finest democracy where we have diversity in unity, which is finely manipulated by our super human politicians. I forgot to mention about the new language cess applied on air, which means if you are in Maharashtra
and you do not speak Marathi then a part of percentage of your air will be reduced. This is applicable to all 78 states and 30 Union Territories of India. Jai ho.