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Jaipur scientist runs down the street naked shouting "I have found bio-mono-hydrogen oxide"
This morning, early-risers of Pink City Jaipur, were stunned to find a person running naked in the street close to the local university shouting loudly and excitedly "I have found bio-mono-hydrogen oxide". He was being chased by his wife with a bed sheet shouting, "You are naked. Don't embarrass people with your excitement of a great discovery."
Scientist's wife then shouted "statue". The scientist stood stone-still by striking a pose and his wife wrapped the body of chubby-hubby scientist with the bed sheet and asked a few on-lookers to help her to take him back home. The scientist was huddled in an auto-rickshaw with two on-lookers and a person who had been recording the scene in his smartphone camera.

At home, wife gave the scientist a tranquilizer and soon he was snoring. The person with smartphone requested the scientist's wife to narrate what happened.

She said that her husband had been trying to create hydrogen mono-oxide for some time and she had been assisting him with the formulation in her kitchen that was working as a laboratory since he believed that purely through chemical processes the formulation was impossible. He had been trying various bio-chemical processes to replace one of the hydrogen atoms of water with a living cell as a part of his multi-disciplinary research.

She went on and said that last night he was seeing the cricket match and got nervous when India started loosing the match, he popped in a chewing gum to calm himself down. Soon after the match, he went off to sleep with chewing gum struck to teeth.

This morning, we got up together and he went into the bathroom to freshen himself up and take bath. Before that he brushed his teeth. As he was taking shower, I found that bathroom room suddenly got lighted up brightly and he ran out of the bath room and made a dash for the street like Archimemedes.

After that the video was played on local news channels and reporters rushed to the house of the scientists for creating a breaking news. The wife of the scientists told the reporters that they have to wait till evening when his husband wakes up. The discovery is going to be sensational since it has the vital clue to solve all our energy problems.

Meanwhile, a huge crowd has gathered around the house of the scientist and it is more looking like a fair since a lot of hawkers have also gathered there and are doing brisk business.

However, you would have to wait to get the real part of the story - the discovery of bio-mono-hydrogen oxide - to be disclosed late this evening. Have a good day - the first day April - till then.

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