PARDON ME if my review does not read like a normal review but then never before has such an asinine movie been unleashed on the public. I would have shared the story had there been one. There is some absurd thing about Kareena, the surgeon, leaving her watch inside the patient’s (Akshay’s) stomach and then trying to lure him back to the operating theatre…Jai Ho! Script writing and direction in Bollywood just made new lows.

The film is based on a Tamil film Pammal K Sambadam. Kamla Hassan stars in that one.

This is my advice: Don’t go to see this film even if you are paid to do so.

My rating: 0/5

Storyline: Does not exist

Music: Discordant, jarring and forgettable

Direction: Unmitigated disaster

Acting: Non existent

This film will surely be the final blow to Akshay Kumar’s near dead career. As for Bebo (Kareena), how desperate does one have to be to sign on for this film?

Supporting cast:  What and who were they supporting?

Boman Irani, Kiran Kher, Amrita Arora, Javed Jaffery are all in the movie for some inexplicable reason known only to the director (Sabbir Khan) and /or producer (Sajid Nadiadwala).

The recession must have hit Hollywood really hard for Denise Richards and Sylvestor Stallone to take on the buffonery that has been heaped upon them in this film.

PS: Expect some protests from Hindu groups for the way an important mantra has been misused in this film. A total dishonour. Sabbir Khan and Sajid Nadiadwala must answer why they decided to use a Hindu mantra in such a crass way.