Seminar on efficiency,
Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. “After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy,” the man reported. “Taking note...
SMS ko do baar,
Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyon bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
Girlfriend and bhikhari,
Submitted by Himani Aggarwal
Bhikhari :Sab Rs 6 de do, coffee pini hai
Man: Lekin coffee to Rs 3 ki aati hai
Bhikhari: Sab, girlfriend bhi hai
Submitted by jackspar
Teacher : Osama has 5 wife and 20 children . Indian Railway minister Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is the best ?
Student : Osama's score is best and Laloo's strike rate is best.
Submitted by Deep
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
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