PHD, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Interviewer: What is your qualification?

Madhu:PHD sir.

Interviewer: what do you mean by PHD? ...
Java Interview attended by our dear Banta, Submitted by Sachin
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee ...
Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India. ...
business, Submitted by Gurpreet
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Lalu and PA, Submitted by Alok Raman
Laloo to his P.A: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A: Goal kar ne ke liye

Laloo: Susra, ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! ...
Yet another Malayalee,, Submitted by Harish
There was a Sheikh in Dubai,named Musful, who met with an accident and was hospitalised.
He was in need of blood and was supplied by One malayalee, Rajappan and he was saved.
After some days, Sheikh gifted Rajappan a Mercedes Benz, some perfumes, and some cash.
Unfortunately, the Sheikh met...
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