Astronauts, Submitted by AKANSHA..
First Astronaut: What has eight eyes, ten arms, and is green all over?

second astronaut: I don't know. What?

First Astronaut: I don't know either. But it's looking in our window....
Password, Submitted by Alok Raman
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I've seen ur
password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! U R wrong, its 1258" ...
RAJNIKANT in IPL, Submitted by PravinR
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits. ...
WIFE WANTED, Submitted by suresh chandrahas
One man wanted to get married

He gave an an advertisement in a newspaper: "WIFE WANTED"

Next day he received 1000s of letters saying "PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"...
.... a brand new love story, Submitted by Gurpreet
George W Bush..
Condeliza Rice..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson.. ...
Just for Laugh : How to reduce weight!, Submitted by Prashant Dhepe
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a...
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