Love Letter By An Advertising Manager,
Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
(Love Letter By An Advertising Manager)
My Dear FAIR & LOVELY (ek tukda chand ka),
you are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love)
and my AIWA (Pure Passion).
The Suicidal Sardar,
Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
A Muslim, A Madrasi and A Sardarji working in a company were they really frustrated as everyday in their Tiffins the same things were packed.
One day they decide that if the next day the same thing is there they would commit suicide. The next day when they open their...
If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par...,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...
Problems when using WIFE 1.0,
Submitted by Sachin
To: Technical Support
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating problems within the system processing and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
Submitted by Alok Raman
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth.
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.
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