Trainee's first day at work, Submitted by Shefali Sagar
A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me
a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" ...
Santa in Heaven, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Santa & Banta were good friends. They both loved cricket. They both decided that who ever dies first will come in the other's dream & talk about cricket, Banta died first.

So Banta came in Santa’s dream and talked about cricket. So Santa asked Banta that how is cricket in heaven?

Banta...
If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
Salman as the teacher.
Rani as the mother.
Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard University.
An orchestra would play every time anyone cried. ...
KISSING, Submitted by HARSH
A professor was warning his students against the hazards of kissing. "You should know when a boy kisses a girl transfers 40,000 germs from his mouth to that of his girl friend. What can you do about that?"
Pat came the reply from a girl, "You should give him back all...
No history teacher would have ever told you this, Submitted by Deep
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. ...
Santa's Son, Submitted by Sumita Rathore
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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