Nano has no engine,
Submitted by ajit chak
Two call centre employees were driving home in their Nanos late at night. They were very tired.
In the distance they saw two lights coming from the opposite direction. Its a truck they said and stopped their cars.
Two scooterists rode by chatting to each other. They decided to carry...
Submitted by Dipen Nandani
Interviewer: What's your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir, I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.D?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH-SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Submitted by kkonline
A TALE OF TWO PIGS,
Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine...
Absent minded professor,
Submitted by zainy
An absent-minded professor used to carry 3 umbrellas on his way to the college. But one day he returned home totally drenched.
On being asked how he managed to get wet in spite of all the precautions,
He replied nonchalantly, "I left one umbrella in the bus, the other in...
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