Meetings, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Quote from a recent meeting:

“We are going to continue having these meetings everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.”
An Englishman and santa inside the toilet., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! ...
Filmi Scene, Submitted by Vikas Saraogi
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai....
Bird's love story, Submitted by shubhendu singh
A bird proposed a white rose.

Rose said wen i will turn red i will love you.

The bird cut his body & poured blood on rose. ...
Who says India is not progressing?
It is making strides in every craft
In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
Above all, in corruption and in graft.
There are scams after scams now ...
10 Advantages of BOYISH Looks!!, Submitted by Rishabh..
“If Looks can kill then you might be killed”

Before you start reading this let me tell you that I am 21.

Recently I was travelling by train to Bhopal. A travelling ticket examiner asked me for the ticket which I duly obliged. He then asked me to show him the age...
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