Promosing Management, Submitted by Sachin
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,...
Chin Yu Yan, Submitted by Alok Raman
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words.
And finds It means "U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"...
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kidís mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kidís dad. ...
Who is the Boss?, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was...
Solving Kashmir Problem., Submitted by Prashanth CM
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it...
Not in the Guinness Book of World Records, Submitted by John F Williams
Once on a dark rainy day evening, the lights went off. Sunil was scared and ran to his Mother.

Mother : Sunil, why are you scared ? Come I will tell you a story about Lord Krishna. Once he lifted a huge mountain with his little finger.

Sunil : Mom, but I...
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