Judge and Lawyer, Submitted by Sudhi
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."...
Sardar and the English Movie, Submitted by Kulvir
Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: Kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,

FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha????? ...
Ganpat.........., Submitted by Sachin
G A N P A T

Ganpat ....chal Joke bhej....

A ganpat ....chal Article bhej..... ...
Woman, Submitted by manojbabu
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO

Discoverer: Adam
...
INDIA PROGRESSING, Submitted by HARSH
Who says India is not progressing?
It is making strides in every craft
In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
Above all, in corruption and in graft.
There are scams after scams now ...
Heaven or Hell, Submitted by Sachin
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher...
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