New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations, Submitted by Sachin
New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. ...
Santa-banta, Submitted by Baby
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Beedi song (from OMKARA) in English???????????., Submitted by Sachin
Beedi song in English…………………………….

NOT GLASS (Na gilas)
NOT STOLE (na churaya) ...
Fired the maid, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Wife: i fired the maid in your absence.

Husband : you did so without giving her a chance?

Wife : i didn't want you to get a chance....
.... a brand new love story, Submitted by Gurpreet
George W Bush..
Condeliza Rice..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson.. ...
Gujju blood... HA HA HA, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to...
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