Tacks evasion, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It...
Chicken or egg, Submitted by Alok Raman
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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South Indian, Submitted by Baby
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
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Chasing women, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving....
Santa, Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
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