Height of optimisim, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Soldier: Sir,we are surrounded by the enemies!

General: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction....
Foolish Santa, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Q: What is the height of foolishness?

A: A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom and Santa, Banta fighting to peep through the key hole.
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kidís mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kidís dad. ...
Chasing women, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving....
.... a brand new love story, Submitted by Gurpreet
George W Bush..
Condeliza Rice..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson.. ...
Raining, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Guest: Oh no! It's raining heavily....the roads are flooded!

Host: Don't go home in this weather. Stay here tonight.

Guest: How nice of you! I will go home and get my pyjamas....
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