Seminar on efficiency, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. “After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy,” the man reported. “Taking note...
AM & PM, Submitted by Alok Raman
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: 'Arey bhai, Manmohan is PM not AM.'...
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
Family Problem..., Submitted by Sachin
दो व्यक्ति एक बार में बैठे थे .एक ने कहा " यार बहुत फेमिली प्रॉब्लम है "

दूसरा व्यक्ति: तु पहले मेरी सुन.

मैंने एक विधवा महिला से शादी की जिसके एक लड़की थी. कुछ दिनों बाद पता चला कि मेरे पिताजी को उस विधवा महिला कि पुत्री से प्यार है और...
Health Mister in Mental Hospital, Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Rude Parrot, Submitted by Komal
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way...
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