Submitted by Sachin
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant. "Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do...
boat is of rent,
Submitted by dj mrid
once santa and banta were enjoying in a boat. suddenly santa said "there is a hole in the boat, run." banta said "so what, the boat is not ours it is rented.
Munnabhai in love,
Submitted by Varun Gupta
Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister... I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai...
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving....
Solving Kashmir Problem.,
Submitted by Prashanth CM
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.
When he struck a rock and it...
Main Delhi pahuncha,
Submitted by Alok Raman
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha: “Bahar jaake poocho.”
Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha: “Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?”
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