Navy recruitment, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Navy recruiter: Do you know how to swim?

Recruit: Why, aren't there enough ships....
Winding the watch, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India. ...
wife so obedient..., Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the...
.... a brand new love story, Submitted by Gurpreet
George W Bush..
Condeliza Rice..
Tony Blair..
Pamela Anderson.. ...
War, Submitted by siva prasad
Once upon a time a war was happening between two countries A and B.

Our hero belongs to country A. Country B was fighting over country A tremendously.

The hero had an idea to decrease the opposition strength. He wore a net around his body and entering into the war...
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