Seminar on efficiency,
Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. “After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy,” the man reported. “Taking note...
Sardar and the English Movie,
Submitted by Kulvir
Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend
SARDAR: Kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,
FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par...,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kid’s dad.
New Age Wedding,
Submitted by Seeraj
Priest: Do you agree to change you FACEBOOK status from single to married??
Boy: Yes, I Do!
Girl: Yes, I Do!
The Clinton Health Plan,
Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
The Clinton Health Plan has the
1. Simplicity of the IRS.
2. Results of rent control.
Submitted by Alok Raman
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth.
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.
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