Resume of Bhai, Submitted by Sachin
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Bhai Ka Resume (not mine)
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Name:Pakya Bhai Supariwala ...
Battery is Ok, Submitted by Alok Raman
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's eyes, then the tongue, and finally the
ears using a torch.
Finally he said, Battery is Ok !!! ...
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom in theater, Submitted by Deep
Ho aaja aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
abhishek ok maine bola tha,preity ke badle aishwarya ko lena tha
stall be khali hai, balkaniyaan be khali
to dhoond dhoond dhoond ...
Sound Advice, Submitted by Jolly Uncle
Always listen to your wife.

She gives Sound Advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice....
Health Mister in Mental Hospital, Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
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Psychological Definitions, Submitted by jigyasa07
Borderline Personality:-
Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I actually do when no one is watching.

Schizophrenic:-
Someone who does the wild and crazy things I think about but never actually do. ...
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