Parrot Accountant, Submitted by Sachin
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant. "Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do...
Santa phoned his wife, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dashboard, gears of my car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Bollywood email addresses, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Funny email addresses of the stars…


AmitabhBacchan: ...
Wife's age, Submitted by AKANSHA..
If your wife keeps on complaining about her health

Tell her, "nothing to worry, it's your age that's catching up, dear!...
No history teacher would have ever told you this, Submitted by Deep
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. ...
Transporting Chimpanzees, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A blonde woman motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll...
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