Smart Dogs, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no...
Santa the thief..., Submitted by Sachin
Santa chori karne ke liye gaya aur vaha jaise hi tijori ka lock todne laga to usne dekha ki tijori par kuch likha hai.....

“TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI”

Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. ...
If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...
Secret of Grand Pa, Submitted by Manven
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn't good for you.

It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you...
Stupidest man in Bihar, Submitted by Jagannath Jha
Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such...
liquids, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Doctor: Do you drink plenty of liquids?
Patient: That's all I drink....
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