Nano has no engine, Submitted by Ajit Chak
Two call centre employees were driving home in their Nanos late at night. They were very tired.

In the distance they saw two lights coming from the opposite direction. Its a truck they said and stopped their cars.

Two scooterists rode by chatting to each other. They decided to carry...
Height of stupidness, Submitted by MOLUGU KAMALA KANTH
The example for height of stupidest

"Two Sardarj is entering into an auto and fighting for the window seat"....
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
husband-wife jokes, Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?" ...
The Clinton Health Plan, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
The Clinton Health Plan has the

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

2. Results of rent control. ...
God Is Watching, Submitted by Sachin
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching." ...
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