New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations, Submitted by Sachin
New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. ...
Galat Sangat, Submitted by Sumita Rathore
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India. ...
Filmi Scene, Submitted by Vikas Saraogi
Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke......"

Funny Gujarati : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!!"...
Joke ... or ... reality !!! lol, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil ...
Gujju blood... HA HA HA, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to...
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