PHD, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Interviewer: What is your qualification?

Madhu:PHD sir.

Interviewer: what do you mean by PHD? ...
Sardar and Jurassic Park, Submitted by Kulvir
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji?

Are you afraid of the cinema?
If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...
wife so obedient..., Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the...
Who says India is not progressing?
It is making strides in every craft
In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
Above all, in corruption and in graft.
There are scams after scams now ...
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
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