Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”
The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
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Santa-banta, Submitted by Baby
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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South Indian, Submitted by Baby
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
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business, Submitted by Gurpreet
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
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Stupidest man in Bihar, Submitted by Jagannath Jha
Mr . Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail . Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out : ' Look at this letter ! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar '.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying : How dare a man address such...
Teacher & Pappu, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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