Submitted by Sachin
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,...
Sardarji at Jurassic Park,
Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
A sardarji went to see Jurassic Park with his friend. When the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asked him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replied: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki...
Mallika at a Railway Station,
Submitted by rekha bhandari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Wife is Life,
Submitted by Divya Teja
To remember wife's birthday forever, once forget it....
Driving car with closed eyes,
Submitted by Suresh Gupta
A minister while going to Parliament asked his driver, Can you drive the car with your eyes closed?
Driver replied in the negative.
Minister taunted the driver, You cant even drive the car with eyes closed, and we are driving the entire country with closed eyes.
Foreigner Taking Bath,
Submitted by shivani
One foreigner and his wife went to ghats of Kashi,
He saw river Ganga and went to take bath on it. On ghats some village women were also taking baths.
He was feeling good because he took bath like this first time. His wife name was 'Knei'.
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