Height of optimisim, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Soldier: Sir,we are surrounded by the enemies!

General: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction....
Gandhi Jayanti, Submitted by Sumita Rathore
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
...
Mallika, Submitted by Raghu
Mallika ko airport pe customs walon ne roka aur poocha: Madam is TIFFIN BOX me kya hein??


Mallika: Stupid ye mera suitcase hein....
Diff. between friends.....men n women, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Women :

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

Men : ...
The Clinton Health Plan, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
The Clinton Health Plan has the

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

2. Results of rent control. ...
Cute Gift, Submitted by Komal
Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next...
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