Tacks evasion, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.

Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It...
Sardarji, Submitted by rishab
Aaj ki tazza khabar: sardar ne apni sagai tod de kyunki ladki kunwari thi

Sardar bola jo aaj tak kisi ki nai hui woh meri kya hogi

Mallika at a Railway Station, Submitted by rekha bhandari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? ...
Woman, Submitted by manojbabu
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO

Discoverer: Adam
Driving car with closed eyes, Submitted by Suresh Gupta
A minister while going to Parliament asked his driver, Can you drive the car with your eyes closed?

Driver replied in the negative.

Minister taunted the driver, You cant even drive the car with eyes closed, and we are driving the entire country with closed eyes. ...
Mix of jokes, Submitted by Ravi Kant
1. In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item at 2.75 n sell at 15.25, its loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise.

2. Hare and tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets95 per cent and Tortoise gets 84 per cent. Tortoise gets IIT Hare does not...
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