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Why Newton Committed Suicide, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
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Once Newton came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a brain tumour which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of
the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumour along with it and he is cured. Long Live

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet.

Guess, what he does... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster and shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah
not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of
his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun.
Bang! and the gangster dies..

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to
see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his
theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know
that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the
height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off
and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.
Ragnikant ki jay ho!!!!!!!!!!

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