SardarJi Jokes
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Q: Banta went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM. Why?
A: Because the movie's name was DAS TAK.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta : Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Banta walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So he lowers his voice to a whisper and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouthwash?

Q: Why did Banta take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.



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