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Who works for India?, Submitted by sukanya das
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Who works for India?

The population of India is 100 crores. 100,000,00,000, but 19 crores are retired. -19,000,00,000.

That leaves 81 crores do the work. 81,000,00,000
There are 25 crores in school, 25,000,00,000, which leaves 56 crores to do the work. -56,000,00,000.

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the central govt, -22,000,00,000, leaving 34 crores to do the work. 34,000,00,000.
4 crores are in the armed forces, -4,000,00,000, which leaves 30 crores to do the work. 30,000,00,0 00.

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work for state governments (state government employees officially do not work!) -20,000,00,000 and that leaves 10 crores to do the work. 10,000,00,000.

Total unemployed are 8 crores -8,000,00,000 and that leaves 2 crores to do the work. 2,000,00,000. At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, -1,200,00,000 leaving 80 lakhs to do the work. 80,00,000.

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people are in prisons throughout the country. -79,99,998 That leaves just 2 people to do the work… 2 you and me!!!

And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading this message. So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!! Now, please log out and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that.!

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