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Awesome Bombay!!, Submitted by Gurpreet
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This is Bombay


* Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.

* Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

* There is no darkness in Andheri.

* Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.

* No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .

* Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.

* Nor is there any princess at Princess Street

* Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel

* There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.

* The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.

* There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.

* Teen batti is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.

* Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus
(Dadar T.T.).

* Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.

* Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.

* You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.

* There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.

* There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.

* Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.

* Null bazaar does not sell taps.

* You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.

* Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.

* Hanging Gardens are not suspended.

* Mirchi Gulli does not sell chillies.

* Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.

* Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,

* Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

* But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!

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