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OH! TO BE A JOURNALIST!, Submitted by Natteri Adigal
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A very popular spiritual guru in great demand made a lot of money. But, he was touring most of the time and worried about the wayward ways of his teenager son. So, he appointed an IIM professor as a consultant to decide on a career that'd be appropriate for the boy.

The professor put four objects – a Bhagwat Gita, a wad of currency notes, a bottle of Old Monk and a sleazy porn DVD – on a table in the son's room. He asked the mother to hide somewhere and keep a tab on which one of them the boy picked up.

The professor explained his strategy for assessing the son's aptitude: “If he picks up the Gita, he will make the parents proud and also make a lot of money, building upon the dad's popularity; if it is the currency wad, he'd turn into a business tycoon, which is no bad. But, if he gets seduced by the booze, that'd be bad luck; for, he would turn into what most well-to-do parents find their loved ones to be – good-for-nothing drunkards sponging off family wealth. But alas, he would turn out to be a great shame for the family if his taste happens to be in porn. The family would need to put aside a mountain of money and look for talented lawyer to keep the boy off prison. He would become a speed junky and rapist on the prowl. Such brats can of course be saved from the long hands of justice, but that'd be terrifically expensive!”

The mother called up the professor the next day, “Your experiment didn’t work. As soon as the junior spotted the objects, he first picked up the Gita and tucked it conspicuously under his arm; he then took the money and put it in the hip pocket; then, he uncorked the bottle and took a hearty swill; he then reached for the couch after loading the porn DVD in the player and switching on the TV. What do we make out of this?”

The professor cried jubilantly, “You’re saved! Get him into a journalism course! With this type of aptitude, he sure is going to be a great journalist!”

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