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10 reasons why smoking is good!!!!, Submitted by Rishabh..
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Tell me, how can something happily burn itself down, just clinging to your lips taking its last breath for five minutes be bad? Just how could it be? Sure my right chest pains occasionally, but the pain on the left hand side, in my heart,is unbearable! So should I stop loving someone? Does that make “love” bad? For those who are not satisfied here are some advantages of smoking … and the list is not exhaustive.

* It brings revenue to the country, ( one of the highest taxes are levied on Cigarettes) so it helps in building the nation.
* It leads to male impotency so it is an effective measure of population control.
* “Smoking kills you slowly”, So what? who is in a hurry? See? If I start smoking at the age of 20 in all probability I will develop complications in mid-30s …and continue living up till late 40s to 60s. So, in fact I have lived all my productive years of my life and have contributed to society while I can. Now living further would mean, being a burden on the already depleted natural resources, hence we are actually doing a service to mankind!
* We are saving the environment, we are making the planet green. Now just take into account the amount of oxygen that a tobacco plant produces in a lifetime and compare that with the amount of toxic waste that cigarette from the same plant produces.. it is way too less, not to mention that on the death of plant the same waste would be released to the environment.
* Generally, people who smoke need a kind of reassurance, so my beloved cigarette provides that. Hence no need to be dependent on somebody.
* It builds self-confidence, keeps your morale high.
* It helps you stretch to the extreme, So you can work in nights.
* It is a great stressbuster like sex, with several distinct advantage, it is always available, is cheap, and no need to stick to the same brand.
* It has its own charisma.
* Smokers, often are much better observers, this is due to the fact that they often look for some discreet corner to have a fag, trying to hide from parents, looking out for suitable makeshift ash-tray or simply looking out for 'no smoking' signs. Hence they make alert citizen - a prevention mechanism for terrorist attack.
* It is easy to make friends once you start smoking, you are no longer a social outcast. A lot can happen over cigarette.

In short, smoking is bliss.

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