Other Jokes
Lawyer Lawyer!, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
Rate this Joke: 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5  Rating   4.75 out of 24 votes cast

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over $2 million, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community?"
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."
"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children."
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children one of whom is disabled and another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea".
And the lawyer says, "If I didn't give money to them, what makes you think I would give to you?

Forward this Joke
Sender's Details
From
E-mail Address
Recipient's Details
To
E-mail Address
To
E-mail Address
To
E-mail Address
 
DISCLAIMER: The entire content on this section has been published in an unedited form. Merinews holds no responsibility whatsoever. The expressions in this section are purely of the contributors and are not meant to hurt any individual or community. In case of any objection on the content please feel free to report abuse at info@meririnews.com
visit merinews